Happy Halloween from Maximize Digital Media

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Happy Halloween From All of Us!


Enter at your own risk, this could be scary..

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The Team at Maximize Digital Media would like to wish everyone a safe and happy Halloween. We know that it is very hard to resist the temptation of candy, so we would rather give you a Trick in lieu of a Treat.


Open your bags wide for some Halloween Dad Jokes (Craig’s Favorites!). Feel free to share with your friends (unlike your candy)…

13 of the best Halloween Bad jokes:

Q: Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
A: They have no body to love.

Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.

Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a dead body?
A: Page 2 of Google, nobody ever looks there (sorry, I had to do it).

Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.

Q: Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.

Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.

Q: What’s a ghoul’s favorite bean?
A: A human bean.

Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Yeah, scary funny! Hopefully this brought some laughter to your day.

Spoiler Alert…the Trick??? I only gave you 11 jokes…

Have a Happy Halloween!